calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
- Write a book
- Create awesome characters
- Kill them
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
i can hug pillows and pretends its anyone i want and do it for the rest of my life
not texting back is only okay when i do it
oh my god i just remembered those pringles pots were a thing and now i want one
I’m gonna fuckin lose it.
Stick on earrings in grade school, Pogs in middle school, and now I am dead of old and nostalgia.
MY LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES OF AMAZINGNESS
this makes me so happy
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
im laughing histerically right now
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone